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2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
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9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
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i was in my underwear and fursuit head at a room party at a furcon and someone's oncall pager went off (in 2019) and it turned out every fucking furry in this twenty person wreathe worked in either aerospace engineering or maintenance except me the lowly software baby
As a department lead, I was invited to a party to celebrate all the IT engineers they just hired. Theyd be in charge of managing our servers and hardware. These were dudes (and gals) who probably had more degrees than most companies combined, and probably build OSes for fun.
One of them wore a shirt with a animal on it, and a non-tech made a bad joke about furries. They all just stared daggers at him.
that non-tech spent the next 3 years wondering why every single internal service would fail for him in particular
Cyber Security Report somewhere -
We found malware operating the camera. But it looks like it just checks the user's face against a single object called "jerkface"? And if it doesn't match it doesn't do anything. So anyways we tried to get rid of the code but for some reason the entire system collapses whenever we try. Everything from customer facing to back end storage just black holes itself.
the fuck does owo mean
So did you ever find out?
It's meant to look like eyes and a nose
Mouth*
Oh yeah true, that was a thinko
uwu
uwu
qwq
The duck does uwu means?
dwd
the fuck does dwd mean ;-;
Dudes with dogs.
👉👈
I know there's a big joke about furries running the IT world but I know a huge number of them in aviation, too.
There is a high degree of overflow between those with high functioning Autism, furies and those that like jobs that deal with complex systems.
We need sharpie scrawl analysis. Is this all one edgelord over many years...or hundreds over one year?
You can't stop us all
God as my witness I'm ÒwÓ'ing that jet
Think we know how furries earn a living now
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
I'm so glad this will be fed into Google AI to aid in results for Aircraft refuelling. It is very relevant and important for all things regarding aircraft and fuel.
