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[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That punctuation is infuriating

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

seems like they have double space to period and capitalizing the first letter of a sentence turned on, and they put two spaces between words

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's putting it mildly... It's worse than their whole conspiracytard shtick.

[–] PlantJam@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The weird grammar and punctuation is usually part of the shtick.

[–] Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Feels like I'm receiving the facebook post via morse code.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

I would have a lot more confidence if they had already found. the. guide. before. listing. the. plate. for. sale.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

And it's even for sale and you get 35% discount on other stuff you won't actually need.

By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Selling these things seems like a solid business move.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bundle all their spells and bind them in a book. Then sell the definitive guide to sovcits.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hell, I'm a writer, I'm going to make a 80% AI generated ebook under a dumb pen name and sell it to them on Amazon.

But I am not sure it is worth my sanity. It might be too much work to investigate and then do propaganda on the sovcit facebook groups.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Normally these posts don't have enough punctuation. Now there's one with too much. Not sure which I prefer.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 3 weeks ago

now we're caught up

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who thought engineering was in his future a long time ago... I prefer less as I understand the whole punctuation thing poorly. I love commas though!

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Discount is based on competitors value. Lol, so no real discount, and probably no actual competitor to even price check against.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Compared to ten hundred bajillion shekels its a steal

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the rate of shekels to Stanley nickels?

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No. I. Won't.

[–] You_are_dust@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Now I really want to start a business selling this stuff. I wonder if there are disclaimers on the site just in case someone tries to sue for it not working. Or are these people so convinced that it's all on the government that sueing someone selling this stuff wouldn't cross their minds?

[–] aisteru@lemmy.aisteru.ch 4 points 3 weeks ago

I get the feeling, but for real, please don't feed that mentality :( We don't need more

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

They get suckered all the time.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well they have the "don't answer questions" thing correct.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oddly enough that seems to be the thing sovcits love doing.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ohh so that’s how they grift.

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it bad if I kinda want these? Obviously wouldn't put them on my car, but I think it would be funny to hang them up somewhere in my home. You know like those people who hang up old license plates around their home, garage, or business? Just put these fake ones up there either with or as standalones

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

No! You can buy them on Amazon.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 3 weeks ago

Aww man, is William Shatner a sovciv?!

I personally know someone who writes like this. Messages, blog posts, emails, sms, anything. I see their message, mark as read, and move on. I simply can't. My brain cannot comprehend this grammar (or, rather, lack thereof). Instead of consistently getting pissed at this person, I just don't read what they have to say. If it's truly important, they'll tell me in person the next time we meet. Otherwise, it's fodder in a seemingly endless maelstrom of random letters.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's well explained and purchasable, it has to be legit! 🫨