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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has big plans on a Friday night (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 74 points 1 month ago

Even werewolves are held to impossible beauty standards nowadays, smh.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called a rave.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure I'd call it that if you are alone

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Depends on how much ecstasy you take

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 1 month ago

At four o’clock the normal world seems very very very far away.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yo! that's essentially my plan if you change out "hide" with "seek"

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

This ends on the news.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Ed, is that you???