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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's definitely got OP magic abilities. And a huge harem. Its a romcom under the pretenses of a fantasy adventure, 100%.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He would get merc'd by a slime that took advantage of his hubris on day 1.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*Prigozhin wakes up in world #3*

I got exploded in a private jet, mercd by a slime, and woke up in another world

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately for him, world #3 is always a demon/tentacle/monster yaoi world. #2 is the only MC is OP harem leader until world #7, which is just after monster tamer world and nobody can die there, you only get knocked unconscious.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

Not even an isekai.

Arguably, one of the best possible worlds.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Isn't that just Gate?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Red hot iron pineapples and inability to die? TM Iowahawk 2006

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Still have no idea what happened to this guy.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

He marched on Moscow, got very far, and then just kind of stopped. My balls are still blue from all the teasing.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group_rebellion

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Long story short he committed suicide.

Short story a little longer he marched a private army towards Moscow, was a little too successful, took a vacation to Belarus, returned to Moscow for some insane reason, plane exploded when he was leaving.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the same kind of suicide which your death was ruled in the Wild West when you "opened fire from a distance with a pistol on someone with a rifle".

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He tried to intimidate the ruzzki minister of defense and made pootin angry with that.

Lesson was/still is: Don't make psychopathic killers angry, they know only one outlet for their feelings.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lesson is, when you commit to marching on Moscow, DON'T FLIPPING STOP!

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

He's probably still alive and being tortured somewhere.