If you want to push the straight agenda, you have Hallmark movies.
SkyezOpen
joined 2 years ago
Uv light won't do anything to fix diarrhea.
They have concepts of plans.
Slaps belly of high end American
This bad boy can fit so much fucking mcdonald's.
But first...
Aside from the 7 minute fistfight that could've been a conversation.
I have a Costco pack of hard boiled eggs and a tub of mayo in my fridge just so I can make egg salad on demand.
That's why I go to bed early. It gives me even more time to be anxious about how I am not falling asleep even though I need to get up early.
Jump scares are cheap. It's the sound that usually gets me. That said, horror movies have never made me jump as hard as hearing an unexpected gunshot in rust.
The double takes I get when I heely across a parking lot fuel me. I gotta be nonchalant about it of course but sometimes I get a "YO HOLY SHIT" reaction and I gotta give em a shit eating grin.
Fuck chi chan. All my homies hate chi chan.
This is roughly the harvest every other day. Already have a gallon freezer bag full. No complaints here.
Carrots and peppers were kind of a wash last year so we just let the strawberries run rampant. They're happy as hell and the fruits are have gotten bigger as the plants matured. The left side was clear enough to put beans where the tomato plants used to be. I was planning on skipping tomatoes as well because they got absurdly large and bent their cages, but some of the fallen ones must have seeded because we had 3 little tomato plants shooting up. They're in separate pots now and hopefully that'll be more manageable.
I knew of thin mints. THICC mints caught me by surprise.
Carrots are NOT doing great. May have failed to thin enough.
On the plus side, beans are THRIVING.
First garden project so we didn't know quite what to expect; thinking we should have given them a little more space. They've completely grown over the basil and in the past 2 days shot out of the netting. It's exciting they're doing so well though.
Bonus first harvest pic
Us: Leaves a spot empty because we ran out of plants/seeds.
Strawberry plant in the next bed:
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I wasn't entirely sold until the guy wiped his dick on the curtains.