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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon needs help reading a social situation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

>new job
>no clue what duties are
>manager out sick with severe oral chlamydia
>ask coworker
>smells like a sweat sock doused in ammonia
>nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma
>somehow surmises I’m trying to smash
>grimace.wave
>I silently retreat
>still need money
>surveillance is the only route forward
>surreptitiously watch coworker
>they never notice
>gradually learn how to use the register
>discover job duties
>uncover weed stashes
>encounter the cum room
>my picture above a desecrated bucket
>cease hiding my reconnaissance
>they cease visiting the cum room
>still sneaks peeks at me
>bust them for weed stashes
>work suddenly feels safe
>feelsgoodman.png

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

">nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma"

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit people say on lemmy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Probably hes staring at her and what hes seeing is her noticing him staring at her. Anon is indeed a fucktard.

>tries to help out at new job

>immediately gets hit on by neckbeard coworker

>he wont stop staring at me all day

Guys don't be like anon.

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Seriously? From the story, anon did everything right.

Saw potential interest, acted on it in a nonthreatening way, when no positive response came, took it as a rejection and did not harass or continue pursuing.