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Anons wife hosts a pool party (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

NO SWIM ONLY SKIM

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

on 4chan

has a pool

hosts a party

Im sure this one is true

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Don't lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can't handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you're a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 1 points 4 months ago

They’re on 4chan for a reason.

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

"why aren't you socializing, anon".

Because you go on 4chan.