this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] cicadagen@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[–] moog@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.