Oh my god, someone please tell me about understanding of the following facts are wrong:
They did all of that, compromised a SEC employee and the official SEC Twitter account, to move the price of Bitcoin only around 2.2%.
They could have just put sell orders in, and waited a month.
Here's the hourly BTC high and low prices for the day in question, Jan. 9th., 2024
All that risk, just to bump the price up $1,000, when it was already trading between $45-47k.
That is so dumb, so painfully dumb, that I almost feel bad about laughing my ass off about this. JFC.