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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon records a slow motion video (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

no gif in the post

Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Make that video yourself.

There's no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon knocked cock and got cock blocked.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you write for British tabloids?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 3 weeks ago

Anonymous sap gets flak for mishap involving snap of slomo chap slap.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago

I definitely had show mo videos that sent at regular speed in the iPhone 5-6-7 days

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago