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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

The magician's assistant must be a labracadabradoodle

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This joke is better in french

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does it go in French?

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Magician sounds really close to magi-chien - or magic dog. Commonly used to teach enunciation for 'standard french' (which is total fake like received pronunciation is too)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

The joke as I heard it is 'what type of dog did the magician have?'