Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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loopy@lemmy.world

Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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I was trying to walk like an Egyptian and hurt my back.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 13 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now I have to go see a Cairo-practor

The other day at the beach, I met an angel who was obsessed with fonts. (lemmy.world)

submitted 12 hours ago by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She was the Sands Seraph.

PCB repair (lemmy.ml)

submitted 15 hours ago by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I accidentally sprayed body spray in my mouth after my shower yesterday.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now everyone says I speak with an Axe Scent...

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I just learned the other day that Albert Einstein was a real person! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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All my life I thought he was a theoretical physicist!

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I was in a darkroom with a girl once, (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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but nothing developed.

What did the French teacher say to his fat student at breakfast? (feddit.org)

submitted 2 days ago by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Spoiler

One egg is un œuf!

After retirement, a clock maker wrote his memoirs. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Everyone said it was about time.

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I'm not saying cosmetic surgery cured my depression...... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But it did put a smile on my face

Lead singer of Disturbed called out of work today (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Said he was Down with the Sickness ..

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A guy stole all the wheels off the police cars in town... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're working tirelessly to catch him.

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You know, I tried sheep farming once, but it didn't work... (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I don't know if I planted them too deep or too close together...

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His father's secret (media.piefed.world)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Replaced the wrong image - I had accidentally reposted the last one of this format, so if you saw this joke in the first 30min today, the title probably didn't make sense.