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NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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Let's see how fast the orange shuts that down
Day 1 is going to be a rude awakening
The orange will have a rude awakening if he thinks he can just cut all aid and still dictate to Ukraine what they can and can't do.
By "rude" I assume you mean "odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided"
Mariupol liberaton speedrun starts, NOW!
My thought is, "assassinate Putin. If Americans can't do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done".
Jesus Christ it's Agent Archer
Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?
Probably better to stick with codenames and send in duchess.
Correct. If an American can't do it, James Bond will. :)
To Russia With Love
Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.
Unfortunately it's only in Kursk... For now. If Biden grows half a testicle within the next 2 months, this could get interesting
Idk, at his age, I wonder what sized that half a testicle would be. Things tend to shrivel with age...
Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg
USA: WTF, man?
Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!
"I think you sent us the ones meant for Israel, they went way off target and hit something we were totally not aiming at"
No problem 👍
Get this man a field commission.
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Based.