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4 mouth old news but I searched on both NCD on reddit and here and found nothing about it... The aging, damaged ‘Kuznetsov’ is unlikely to deploy ever again.

it's the end of a very funny era :'(

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

That floating piece of shit should have been put out to pasture a long time ago

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lmao that looks like a screenshot from iron lung

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago

You'd get lockjaw immediately apon touching that wall. Is that part of the ships defense? Immediate Tetanus?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How is this even a semi-working machine?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's very simple, Ivan. When there's a fault, we just seal off the whole area, and the problem is solved forever.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago

Not even a joke, apparently they have two whole decks where "nobody goes"..

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

it's not. this thing requires two tugs being around just to move

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

I can almost breathe the asbestos in this picture...

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder, if it's put on sale, Ukraine or supporter should buy it.

Problem: it gives Russia money.

But buying it to turn it into smoke grenades (the best smoke grenades to ever exist) would be really funny XD

The really shitty part is that Ukraine (as the Ukrainian SSR) built the damn thing, and the Russian CO actually just weighed anchor and fucked off to a Russian port when the USSR collapsed despite orders from the Ukrainian government to not do that.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Rods from god that sumbich directly at the Kremlin

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

As The Prophecy foretold.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that was debunked for being obscenely obscenely expensive and fairly obvious.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're telling me stealing a Russian aircraft carrier, putting it in orbit, and then dropping it on the Kremlin is... unfeasible?!

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh I get what you mean now, it's just phrased kinda odd.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh thank god, we're off this rustbucket."

Narrator: And then it got worse.

[–] ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's been unlikely to ever deploy again since the floating drydock it was in caught fire and almost sank the damn boat

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Most of the English impressment was drafting able seamen from other vessels, usually merchants.

The intrinsic counter-loyalty fueled the Golden Age of Piracy.