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Spock's online research prior to his Pon Farr (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Remember that time Paris helped out Tuvok during his Pon Farr by setting up a ~~~~bunny house~~~~ er, holosuite with a facsimile of his wife?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Vulcan owned PonFarrHub only has one 10 minute video ...... with 10 billion views

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

That's very logical and efficient.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Bros using power ranger moves to summon the hidden categories

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, there's secret moves?

How do you unlock handholding?

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scope the porn fair
'fore my Pon Far
On my date like
Data on Yar

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data's Sad Haiku

Fully functional

"I'll get the handcuffs, Data"

Damn you Tar Monster

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Did I hear my name?

My junk is fully functional
conjunction'd with my funk I pull
hot people to my steeple
Come on time—my spunk is punctual
Them titties is the is the tonic for these pathways positronic
I just can't keep cool and calm when them bomb boobies hit my conics
I'm hungry for the action got my ass usin' contractions
I'm fit to split that slit faster than I can factor fractions