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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does all that and still used WhatsApp lol

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I still haven't found a way to make my parents use Signal, so either I stop communicating with them (which is tempting sometimes) or have this compromise

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (7 children)

use matrix with the whatsapp bridge

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 61 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love phones, just hate the companies running it.

Same with most tech, the tech isn't evil, its just how its being used, and who's steering its future.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The current state of phones is WILD. Two bad options yet most everyone (including me) still use them. I actually like to use it as evidence that most people would be fine if plopped in front of Ubuntu or Debian+Gnome/KDE

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's why my current phone is a Pixel running GrapheneOS. I still hate Android, but at least I don't have to run Play services on my main profile. I do run it on a separate profile though for a couple services that need it.

I really just want Linux with decent support for phone features (MMS/calls/data on any carrier, with full wake from sleep reliability), decent battery life, and decent audio quality. Unfortunately, PinePhone doesn't seem to handle those things properly (maybe it does MMS now?), so I stick w/ my GrapheneOS phone, which at least cuts out most of the crap from Android.

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's honestly such a pain in the ass to say no to everything Google shoves down your throat these days. And even after you say no it will remind you every so many days just in case you changed your mind after the 15th time you said no. Android used to be the "cool" phone but nowadays if you don't install your own custom ROM it's basically just Apple with extra steps

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

The number of services that have adopted dark patterns is too much.

It's no longer "No" with a checkmark that says "Don't ask me again" to only "Not now" with the implied consent that they can ask you again later.

Dropbox asks me every fucking time I use the browser.

NewRelic asks me every fucking day.

Amazon asks me every fucking order.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't say that's a recent development. Back before I knew anything about privacy and security, I switched from android to apple because I was tired of all the bloat. My 8 gb phone had virtually no space for photos or apps I wanted after 5 years of updates for non deletable apps. That was almost 10 years ago.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Apple is way better to use than a bloated android lol, once you debloat/install custom ROM sure then you get some peace

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[–] smee@sosial.link 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why not just get a google-less ROM at that point?

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Lack of availability

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Some modern Samsung phones can't have their bootloaders unlocked.

Edit: I guess maybe they can, although the instructions for this seem kind of sketchy.

[–] smee@sosial.link 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you read the greentext? Literally says they're unlocking the bootloader to root the phone.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, whoops, not all the way, no. Yeah, in that case, that's dumb as hell.

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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~Likely because of apps that depend on GMS~~ They removed the services too. Yeah that seems pointless.

[–] smee@sosial.link 14 points 1 week ago

Also, microG for that scenario.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Fake: Anon can do any of this

Gay: Bought a samsung phone

P.S the kids have been raving about this phone just reduces all those steps to "buy phone".

[–] FuryMaker@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

No headphone jack... So close!

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The wonders of a device that doesnt support graphene os. Must suck

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As a graphene user

You still have to fork out a grand or more to google more or less directly

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent just over $100 on a second hand one.

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There's zero need to buy the newest and fanciest phone unless you just want to brag about it; my Pixel 6 Pro cost me $200 refurbished and does everything you could ask for.

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[–] xep@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, Anon's Phone will still communicate with Google services for location services and push notifications after this.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, not after he removed everything with Google in the name, including Google Play services.

What anon doesn't realize it's that you don't need to root your phone for all this, you can just use adb or the universal android debloater.

— sent from a Samsung that's degoogled in the same exact way.

[–] xep@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I see. In that case his push notifications will not work for apps that rely on Google play services for them. A few other things off the top of my head:

A-GPS SUPL must be changed Captive portal must be changed DNS, NTP servers must be changed Depending on how much you trust Chromium system webview should be avoided

It is not trivial to remove Google from Android, even AOSP

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Apps that don't rely on google push notifications usually come with a workaround that shows a permanent fake notification; which then allows normal push functionality. If that doesnt bother you it works perfectly fine without play services.

What makes me keep it myself is the necessity for certain play store exclusive apps such as banking and the one for my local public transit. Can't do without those

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I'd love to degoogle and debullshit my phone but then I need the back app... I'd like to tap with my phone to pay, and that won't be allowed because we can have nice things.

I'd like to use a host of other apps I won't be able to use anymore...

Any solution that allows me to just use a nice phone with all the features?

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[–] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago

very based.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

For me it just :

  • root it with magisk
  • install adguard + adaway + blocker + LuckyPatcher + LSPOSED
  • add custom filter to adguard & adaway like HAGEZI, 1Host, Cubic, StevenBlack
  • Tweak adguard so it always run on startup, using DNS Bootstrap/Falback, enable AntiDPI, etc...
  • Install LSPOSED Modules like HideMyAppList, Disable Target API Block, Let Me Downgrade, BOOTLOADERSPOOFER, etc...
  • Set Blocker mode to package manager
  • Disable any SDK/Tracker inside any apps with Blocker
  • Install magisk module like PIFork, ZygiskNext, Shamiko, etc
  • Reboot my phone
  • Tweak any LSPOSED Module so i can use any mobile banking apps or apps that stop working if phone rooted
  • Reboot again
  • Check play integrity fix & disable play protect
  • ??????
  • PROFIT....
[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

”just” 😅

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For me i'ts just

  • root
  • unlock bootloader
  • flash custom rom
  • install F-Droid

Btw, you should remove Play Services too, they are the main ads/tracking point most of the libraries in the apps communicate with.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like that in this scenario they still have to install Whatsapp to be able to phone on the phone.

Frankly, my stance to this is to just do what's convenient and deal with the rest. For big, meaningful change you need regulation, not user behavior.

[–] ivn@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What do you mean? They can phone without, they install it to "communicate with boomeer relatives", as it's written.

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[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just install Linux mobile at this point

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