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Anon degoogles his Samsung (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Every DRM related app afterwards: WARNING! This phone is running insecure software and is incompatible with this service.

And before you tell me just to not use Netflix on my phone, I'm talking about a government app that lets me authenticate and without which I can't read official messages or login to any government or banking service.

So if I want to survive as an adult Dane, I pretty much have to figure out which company I would like to get sodomized by, and which is less of a clingy little bitch afterwards.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Oooooor have a secondary cheap absolute trash phone that is ONLY for those shitty government auth tools. Not ideal but gives you some control again

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What trash-ass country requires you to maintain a proprietary operating system and device to access government services?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They referred to themselves as a Dane, which is somebody who lives in Denmark. So the country in question is likely Denmark.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

Oh. That makes sense. My brain must have passed it over thinking it was a typo (of course they're not a dog of a specific breed)

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

... and then hope that you don't get hardware issue warranty claim denied because of the software.

[–] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago

very based.

[–] arc@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

And then anon still walks around with a beacon in their pocket

[–] MumboJumbo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

@BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works Sorry I can't figure out how to reply in thread, made an account just to tell you you can get a nøglebrik/kodeviser for MitId. It's a fully offline TOTP thing that you can use instead of the app. I never even installed the app :)

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 151 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My panties just dropped

Edit: I’m not a girl, just a rust dev

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