Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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What. The. Fuck.
Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it's hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You've made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.
Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.
Folding the slice in half.
You've got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.
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