Soccer (Closing)

are real madrid still forcing him to pick mostly real madrid players lol, just like what they did with magnus carlsen

I love Case, but these days his tackling follows this way of doing things:

• lose ball with a misplaced pass;
• immediately two foot the player with the ball; and then either: get red carded; or: opposition team counters and scores;

This is the reason I never take a real madrid fan's opinion seriously they always thinks only their player are the best and just ignore other players

If he didn't play for Real Madrid he could easily replace 4 of them with one Argentinian

Average Madrid guy. Shows his zero footballing knowledge. And just because you're a pro footballer doesn't mean you know football. You just play good football. You don't know good football.

He shoots from the hip

Gareth Bale in fact has a better left foot than Messi and Maradona

/s in case it was obvious enough

So his Real Madrid teammates?

ngl surprised Ronaldo is in shooting and not Lewandovski considering how sure, Cristiano you can say he had the better career overall, but as whom adapted better to age and what not to not struggle on a twilight of career, Lewandovski works plus he scored a lot too...so imo Lewa on shooting makes more sense than CR7, no disrespect to him.

Can’t tell if it’s funnier to pick Hennessey in goal or take his own left foot over Messi’s

So Messi?

Yeah, that right hand of Wayne Hennessey's landed him in trouble before. Less said about it the better, I would have thought.

Surprised a bit Kroos is right foot and not Ronaldo.

I guess eyes for Modric is perfect, Kroos as brain would be good.

No Rory Mcilroy?

These are so cringe

Personally I would have chosen Giroud as goalkeeper

So no ass of Hazard?

Call him, the REAL player.

Where is Giroud? Pretty sure he should be the keeper.

I'll also play along and make mine:

Control: Messi

Vision/reading the game: Messi

Shooting: Messi

Finishing: Messi

Long shots: Messi

Dribbling: Messi

Athleticism: C. Ronaldo

Right foot: C. Ronaldo

Left foot: Messi

Defensive attributes: Maldini

Engine: Kanté

Creation of space: Messi

Playing in between the lines: Messi

1-2s: Messi

Freekicks: Juninho

Flair/skills: Ronaldinho

Power: Haaland

Aggression: Gattuso

Agility: Messi

Balance: Messi

Speed: Henry

Reaction speed: Messi

Positioning: Messi

Crossing: Beckham

Jumping/Attacking headers: C. Ronaldo

I guess this is for his teammates only

where is messi?

All Real Madrid players and Wayne Hennessey. Incredible.

Bale’s been on the Hennessy selecting Hennessey lmao

These are so weird lmao, why is goalkeeping there?

with Johnny Sins' cock

You see out of your left shoulder?

The right hand of Wayne Hennessey is certainly a...choice.

What would be the worst version of this?

Like the right foot of Arjen Robben. What else?

Why isn't headers on this list? Surely would be Ronaldo again as well.

"Now watch this drive"

TIL Ronaldo shoots from the hip.

No heading?

Awful dress sense though.

How can left foot not be Messi ?

Balenstein's Monster

One of those footballers who obviously wouldn’t have amounted to much if it wasn’t for football. Not very bright.

No Welsh Pirlo? C’mon Gareth!

And Suarez’s teeth

Should be Messi shooting

Ummm nah... his goal keeping is pretty abysmal

Wouldn't he want ozils left foot being at Madrid?

Heading?

Is that... Wayne Hennessey lmao?

Doesn't look like a golfer

Golf swing: tiger woods

Tell me you’ve only watched footy for 10 years without telling me you’ve only watched for 10 years. This is absurd. ESPECIALLY the tackling.

This is messi