You prefer thick latina women and sometimes lay in bed at night and wonder how you ending up with this strange white woman.
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She has red hair and a phat ass and I remember why 😂
I can smell you from here
you believe it’s important to "let your inner child out" sometimes
I do agree with that very much!
I like that your style is not safe. If there were some blind dating show and the concept was picking a partner based on their watch, I would swipe left on this collection. But it's probably one of those situations where you come out behind the curtain and I regret rejecting you...
But also, what the heck am I talking about? There is no such show and we're probably just a couple middle aged dudes and why did I bring dating into this? What's wrong with me? A lot.
Anyways... your watches look different, and I guess that's refreshing.
Also Ketamine...be careful out there folks; shit's powerful.
Such a dating show would have me glued to the TV 😂 and Special K is a fun girl to hang out with!
Also, you tried too hard in compiling this to make yourself sound witty and spontaneous.
This is the welcome to Reddit package
I find it troubling that you saw that post and thought "he's really trying to be witty here..."
I get the thinly veiled insult, I just think it says more about you than some word jumble I composed while fucked up.
You’re a traditional American guy, probably 30s or right below / above, you like the idea of being self-made and want to give the impression of having enough money to have a respectable appearance, you equate more complicated watches with money, and you buy most of these in person at a retail location.
You like to explore the finer things without actually paying the price to get deep in them, and you aren’t afraid to rock riskier, louder looks.
JFC man, are you a professional mentalist??? That's one hell of a cold read.
I can not improve upon this insight, so I will rip my art to you and say "Well Played."
You also collect fragrances
He collects off brand fragrances with the same essential essences as the real brands at a better value
Or gas station fragrances
This made me laugh quite a bit... It's all I did in high school lol
You are a white male who makes around 40-60K a year and appreciate more budget minded timepieces. You research watches online and read reviews of them before purchasing them. You got the memo to make sure your collection is colorful and not monotone. You’ve been known to get laid on occasion but not because of your watch choices.
Latino, and (very) low 6 figures; however, the rest is on point! Lol
I’m not sure, but it’s refreshing to see a different collection that’s not populated by the same safe/respectable watches. I appreciate the fun, bold choices—even if they’re not the ones I’d make. You clearly like a skeletonized Fossil. I’m especially digging the Bulova Stars & Stripes chronograph and the Timex. Good stuff.
Thank you! I went through a skeletonized Fossil phase back in the early 21st Century when I was a young Marine and didn't know about quality watches (: I still love the look to this day
That Timex Expedition Field Chronograph is calling me :(
It happens to be my favorite daily-wear watch ⌚
I like your style. I'd rather see a budget collection of interesting watches of different styles than a collection full of generic looking expensive watches that all look like the exact same watch but with different colored dials and bezels.
To each their own though, that's whats great about collecting, its all subjective.
Having an aragon means you are on watch Instagram
Accurate
Refreshing collection of fun watches, I hope you enjoy wearing them in good health for many decades to come.
Thank you!
Watch nerd. Got into the hobby through Fossil mostly and still likes it. Decent variety and likes the hobby enough to get a box. Working way up to more expensive pieces over time possibly. Likes color but also sturdy watches for adventure.
Fairly accurate!
I have that black Timex. I did the decaprio-pointing--while-holding-his-beer meme when I saw it.
I don't wear it enough
A decider between bulova & fossil hahaha. Don’t purge your earned $ into fossil watches. Get sthg that’s Real
I quite enjoy my Fossil watches. They're over a 15 years old, back when I was young and Fossil was my perceived belief in quality.
I know better now, but I definitely enjoy owning and wearing them to this day 😜
You appreciate gas station sushi.
How do you like the Fossils? I know that people there don't like them very much but I find some of their designs really nice.
I like them quite a bit. They did have cosmetic issues happen over time, like the applied indices on the dial coming off, but I bought them back when Fossil had an 11-yr warranty, so it was covered by them.
The timekeeping has been fantastic; I've had them for about 15 years with no issues.
I just got the same Vaer in 36 and I am super satisfied. It delivers everything I was looking for in a tool watch.
It's the perfect everyday watch! I love mine.
Tryhard
Fashion over function and inexpensiveness over horology.
Partially true
Ur rich af
Definitely not 😂
Lovely collection
Thank you!!!
Bulova fan