this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 33 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

But is it fake and the OP is gay?

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 47 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 19 hours ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 111 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 21 hours ago

Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

username checks out
instance checks out

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 21 hours ago (18 children)

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 47 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Oh, this search had motives.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

The trick is if you are already good looking a sundress will only enhance it.

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[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 30 points 20 hours ago

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago (15 children)
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