Damn that pass by musiala

Harrold.

HARALD KANEEEE

Laimer still hasn't impressed me in any match other than Gladbach.

Sloppy ass way to end the half. WTF was Laimer doing there? Absolutely zero situational awareness.

I’m so done with goretzka

Great pass by Musiala

Why does Goretzka always play so high up the field ? Isn't a box-to-box supposed to be constantly on the move ?

Davies positioning...

This Mainz player is doing the most hilarious throw ins

That Mainz baldhead is the most annoying player I’ve ever seen

Hae like 3 touches and 25 complainings

Müller I miss you

Ulreich goat

What a save ulle

HARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wtf was that Gore?

Is still crazy for me how this bad Mainz is managing to create shots

If we stay up 2-0 or even go up one, I want some half-time Krätze

its time we call it the kimmich special

Shit foul on bambi

Verdient, einfach nur verdient

Goretzka I wasn't familiar with your game, here is my sincere apologies

Ok now don’t fuck off

Right after Mainz missed that chance, lol. Nice shot by Goretzka.

Man had everything. Goal, assist and injury😭

Kim is a tank.

You guys are my live ticker for today.

I feel worried about the fitness and alertness of kimmich. Coming back from fever and not having trained much can be risky

Ser Harold hattrick today please. Need to catch up with Guirassy.

Before people get upset when it happens: Kimmich is probably going to play for just 70 minutes due to not being 100% healthy. So if he gets subbed out, it's not because Tuchel hates him.

Damn our depth is low. 3 attackers on the bench, one defender and one midfielder from our second squad.

And Sarr.

I don’t know what it is but I just don’t like Mainz’s stadium

Zooming in on Peretz during the silence is such a shit thing to do..

Leverkusen, Stuttgart and Leipzig all won. We can’t afford to lose any points tonight.

Kimmich playing better after being ill all week than before the break

HOLYYYYYY

what a finish, sick

is leroy injured??

Wtf, they just had a Sparkasse Audio advertisment in the stadium?

Tuchel needs to drop his dumb vendetta against Müller

I’m so happy to see my boy MdL starting

How is muller not a starter? Tuchel is annoying me

Why did da Costa go to Mainz btw? Wasn't he pretty good at Frankfurt?

i just want one game where kane gets some balls and we can see what he can do with it inside the box

Lol Tuchel already furious, mate the game has been going for 3 minutes whats the matter

Good shot by kimmich

Why is Gore a striker again😭

Ugh please just start Müller, Sané, and Kane together