Soccer (Closing)

That’s so fucking reckless and didn’t get the ball. We went over the same thing in the first week of the season

We all know it should be a foul and pen but will never happen with keepers.

lmao var said fuck arsenal

Nah, would've been a weak penalty. Cause it's GK.

Someone please explain why that isn’t a foul and penalty!?

Put your strikers in goal, cowards

This feels like 2 or 3 nil, we do not look like scoring if we played til midnight

So far today Jesus has had his ankle stamped, been two footed by Silva, and hip checked in the head by the goalkeeper.

Arteta might have been joking talking substituting keepers, but the way Raya is playing - he might really have to do it. Lol

ben white trying to be a targaryen so bad

Can keepers just clatter players now?

Raya looks confused all the time, Gabriel Jesus looks like he can’t find his mommy, Malo Gusto means bad taste in Spanish, Raya means line in spanish which he clearly is far ahead of when Mudryk crosses that ball. Football is funny

Ben White looks like Flexo to someone else's Bender

Man Gallagher really doesn't stop running

Might just go back on Spiderman 2. Arsenal really attempting to ruin my weekend is just annoying me now.

Ohh Saka is playing today didn't know that

Palmer looking gassed as hell

Hilarious ever since they brought in Raya to cover for Ramsdales mistakes, Raya has made 10x as many mistakes with his feet. Thats the kind of signing that irks me and must not go down well with the dressing room.

That should be a penalty that keeper is an absolute imbnecile

Where's Walcott when we need him

Arteta has blood on his hands with the signings of Havertz and Raya

Arsenal fans know they will never see their club win a meaningful trophy so they're taking out their frustrations on reddit match threads

Arteta must've got really good reception to his whiteboard drawings from Raya, that's the only logical explanation

Will probably get lost in all the piss-taking of how legitimately bad Arsenal have played here, but Chelsea have been very good this early evening.

Tactically, absolutely spot on, and their pressing has been relentless when high up the pitch, and shape flawless when defending deep.

Ben White tryna do his best 5th gear Luffy hairstyle

Arsenal are so lucky Chelsea cand score goals for some reason.. they are terrible infront of the goal

Inter winning, tune in into this one and Arsenal are losing, life is good

Our players are pretty selfish in front of goal (except for Sterling and Jackson). Palmer should take the obvious pass there, not a stupid shot not even on target.

Arsenal's press is dogwater, what the hell happened?

I stand by it

Arsenal look fucking shit haha, Chelsea should be 3 + up.

Palmer reminds me a little of Jones for Liverpool, bags of confidence in himself. English youth is absolutely stacked

Cucurella's complaining-to-innocence ratio is even more lopsided than his head-to-shoulder ratio

So nobody is talking about Jackson bottling that goal opportunity huh?

ANNOUNCE SQUADRON 42 YOU COWARDS

oops wrong thread

Jackson is not looking like your answers Chelsea; go get Nico Gonzales from Fiore and play him at 9

You lot are so fucked now that poch got them playing proper… up the fookin chels!

Palmer has been chefs kiss

It's absolutely hilarious that like 3 weeks ago I was getting slaughtered for saying Chelsea are not in a relegation battle lol.

Goalkeeper disaster class today

LETS GOOOOOO

Arsenal are over reliant on Martinelli

that might have been the first time ive seen cucu cross the ball

Arsenal opening themselves up, Chelsea just playing with their food

Need a 3-0 to really kill the game

no one trusts Jackson

65m for a guy you dont trust to bring on here has to go down as bad business

Onana in an hour for more goalkeeper lols.

What is Declan Rice actually meant to be offering in that box to box role? Not offered anything in attack or defence today.

Well, it's something. Nice one Dec

fucking hell