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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

*Me listening to a 10hr loop of the SMB2 overworld theme*

"No!"

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Naah, I will just start playing The only they fear is you.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That must mean anon also listens to Luigi

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hallowed be thy name. 🙏🏻

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love how it went from a pic to a shop to a meme to now merch.

I'd buy it.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

monetizingGuyFawkesMask.png

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of games have great music. Instead of calling it video game music, which absolutely invites people to say stupid shit, just say you generally listen to atmospheric soundtracks.

Growing up in small town east Texas taught me to create euphemisms for all kinds of fun shit.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Atmospheric soundtracks" might make you sound like a jackwad, especially if it is further clarified that you're talking about video game music

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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Video game music fucks. I have the entire Banjo Kazooie soundtrack and the Diddy king racing sound track on my main playlist. Even a couple songs from Zelda, star fox and golden eye.

Yes the N64 was my first console how did you know?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Every day my grey hairs get greyer. I was already in my gaming prime by the time N64 came around. A seasoned veteran of the gaming world. Having had saved the princess in multiple series, in multiple games, in mjltiple consoles, for over 10 years by that point......

Now the kids ask if I got "Rizz". No. I know not of this Rizz.....what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have developed over a prolonged career. Skills that make me a nightmare for punks like you. If you put the controller down now, that will be the end of it. I will not pursue you. If you don't, I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I'll plug my toys r us gold exclusive N64 controller into port 2, I will pick Jaws, insist you pick oddjob, and still wipe the floor with you!

Hail to the king, baby!!! Oh, sorry, wrong N64 shooting game.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have the Jet Set Radio, Jet Set Radio Future, and Bombrush Cyberfunk soundtracks in regular rotation. If only I still had knees so I could rollerblade...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Would you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

Another one I love is the Space Channel 5 music, oh and Parappa the Rapper.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

The Bemani games are also great, but does that count as video game music or just music?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I'm a gen z who can rollerblade but wants to get better and know cool tricks and shit because I love those game OSTs and wanna pretend I'm one of the characters, despite never having played them (maybe one day I'll bootleg the JSR games). I also wanna learn how to skateboard to em. I'll skate in your honor.

I have fucked up loose ankles tho so we'll see how far I get before I wipeout for the final time

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Haha, thanks, yo! JSRF should still be available through Xbox/Microsuck and Bombrush Cyberfunk is on Steam. The OG JSR you'll have to bootleg since they pulled it from Steam a few months ago.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NFS:MW radio playing on my headphones 24/7.

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Need For Speed: Modern Warfare?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Most Wanted

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

> sister starts humming the Super Mario overworld theme
> whole family joins in
> OP sings too, cause why not, its a good song
> family_moment.jpeg

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

The rare good ending. Not seen very often on greentexts

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I mean, it is a good zing, mate. sometimes, ya just have to eat shit.

Next time just come out with that: "mostly the Mario theme over and over."

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Na na~ nanananana~ na~ na~ na, Katamari Damashii

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you started with the beatboxed version at that family table, I would back you up with the bzzchek budda bucheck sounds. Greentext's family doesn't know the classics.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

*someone brings out a fucking trumpet from under the table*
*everyone else starts chirping, doo doodo do doo doo!*
*neighbour leans in the window and starts making deep Jubbajubbadzabajzaba sounds*

-Hey!-

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

My 2yo goes fucking nuts when Bobomb battle field plays, particularly the Hang onto your Hat remix album. Whole family dancing, kids spinning around, good times had by all.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Hop on Yoshi and the drums kick in

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Castlevania has some killer tracks

https://youtu.be/gK-OSTjiVWw

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Mario Bros. 3 world 7 theme 10 hours.

stares

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Ratchet & Clank tracks absolutely fuck

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Simon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

7 years ago! What the heck

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

We are farther in time from the release of Odyssey than the release of Odyssey was from the release of Galaxy 2.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Anon should have kept his rifle by his side

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surviving Mars: Free Earth Radio

I'll listen to that on eternal repeat through a full day of work.

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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Both Red Dead Redemption and RDR2 have some great music.

[–] parpol@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I did not need this meme interrupting me in the middle of athletic.mp3

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