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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This guy who was a *lot bigger than me

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well it is 4chan.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

good point, what am I saying?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

real and straight

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

10/10 game

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time

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