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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Look, I'm an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I've never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well it is 4chan.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

good point, what am I saying?

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This guy who was a *lot bigger than me

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

real and straight

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now

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