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Kai Umbridge (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 2 years ago by negativenull@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"My child, you haven't been keeping up with your studies."

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Say "my child" one more goddamn time and I'll commit a war crime.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must not ~~tell lies~~ say "my child"

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Lol well played!

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your pagh is strong

[–] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Well, Klingon food isn't for everyone

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone touches my ear and I'm loading the photon torpedos.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Careful, the last guy who made that threat to her became her live in boy toy, went blind, got healed, and then became one with the Path Wraiths!

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But thats from when she was a Vedek! I call fake!

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Oh crap! You are right! Vedek Umbridge!

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

“I’m sorry, your Eminence, but I must not tell lies.”

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

These transporter accidents are getting out of hand.