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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.

Well yeah, the bits are all upside down, what do you expect?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online

Gay : OP is from Australia

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

all aus know SEA servers are the way to go

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 5 months ago

Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.

Local or US is the way to go.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It's always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

It's easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 4 points 5 months ago

Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

Back in the hay day of TF2, when the SLAUGHTERHOUSE servers were still around, we had a regular guy from Australia in our group. I pretended to be him one day and nobody even noticed until he logged in. 🤣