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The internet did not invent the human anus.

Prove me wrong.

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The internet did not invent the human anus.

No, but it showed it to me in full goatse glory.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe it didn't start with internet, but internet has done more for spreading it than anything seen before.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 1 points 15 hours ago

No one spread a butthole before the internet? A bold claim, but I think you own the idea due to lack of prior documentation.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the internet never told me they loved me

[–] Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If anything the Internet hates you! But, don't think your special, it hates us all.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

So the internet is cats?

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

correct, a complex system of information sharing devices is way too busy for that

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I can't prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that "the Internet is a series of tubes". Every one of those tubes must have an end. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your mouth and anus are the same tube.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Good thing when you puke it only reverses from the midpoint!

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, but you're not gonna like it.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

That's the spirit!

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.

--meyotch

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The internet has not fucked me anally either.

Unless you count the dildos I bought online, which then fucked me anally... Oh no... It really can do anything!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Internet can't give head.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Teledildonics, they never foresaw that in those old "what will life be 100 years from now" magazines.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Only in the 30 year magazines

[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The internet cannot download more RAM into your PC. (Sssh! Don't tell them! I don't want the supply to run out!)