Canada

Look, I appreciate what you're trying to say.

But man, do I really not care. When they say "at the US", it means "at the US". If there is one silver lining to this whole mess is that it is extremely, fundamentally, not about your feelings right now. We had to watch that trainwreck in slow motion, wondering what entitled nonsense of an excuse you were going to ride all the way to fascism (Gazan eggs, was it?) and now we don't have to give a crap anymore because it's done. I intend to take advantage of that.

But hey, you do all those things. If you guys ever come out of the sinkhole send a postcard. I'm sure our own survivors would loooove to know how it all went down from the Commonwealth of Eastasia or whatever is left at that point.