this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If this is real, how much you wanna bet that this guy spent two years telling people "Yeah I have a girlfriend, we're supposed to meet in person in 2025"

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

I didn't know you could book a reservation as someone's boyfriend...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

Dude’s got a working calendar chock full of Facebook babes

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That cliffhanger….