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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It would kind of fit in with their sort of "futuristic yet not exactly" aesthetic.

Yes thank you ensign for writing that report up on your tablet computer, now because email apparently doesn't exist anymore you'll have to physically leave the tablet with me and go get a new one.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Killing email is a honestly a greater feat than achieving communism. I salute the federation

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The monkey paw curls: Email has been lost to the sands of time, but somehow fax is still in regular use

[–] Richard@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know that this is a lighthearted place, but why do you think so? E-Mail is one of the most democratic and equity promoting forms of communication there is through its decentralisation and open standardisation. It would be the very kind of thing the Federation would want to preserve or introduce itself.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody likes email. I prefer the modern fediverse.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Email is incredibly insecure. There can be no expectation of veracity or privacy within an email. The core of Email protocols were made when the Internet was a much more secret club.

[–] Khorgor666@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

It's so funny when they go on board a shuttle and have a bag full of datapads with them because somehow it's one book per pad.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I watched this, I assumed they meant printing on the screens rather than audio.

But I would love to have a bunch of dot matrix printers all around the super futuristic ship printing out immutable action logs

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if printing technology has changed by then. Otherwise you'd just be getting 100 notifications that your subscription to HP Ink has expired and it can't print until you renew...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Atten Crew:

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Come to Quarks

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 1 year ago

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Don't walk, run!

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Bring this printout for 10% off your first drink

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

If you think transporter room duty is boring, imagine being the poor ensign assigned to your deck's 2280's era dot-matrix printer in case the captain decides to switch it up. Actually, I think that would have potential to be a pretty good gag on Lower Decks.. The boredom of sitting watching the printer, the suspense of the printer whirring to life... only for it to sloooooooooly print out some inconsequential message

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago

How does one prepare for maximum acceleration on the Enterprise? Put on their seatbelt, no wait LOL

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

RED ALERT: .... WE'RE OUT OF CYAN!!!!!!!