Spurs really be special like that.
Honestly by far the best place wemby could've ended up
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As spurs fan I’m very excited for our future can’t wait for wemby to develop a bank shot
One legged three point bank shot from the left wing to be precise
One legged three point teardrop bankshot coming off the euro step
If Manu showed me the proper way to heist a bank in Nicaragua, I’m not saying I’ve done it. But it worked.
God damn the Spurs was really the best case scenario for him to go to, imagine if he went to the Hornets or the Blazers instead.
Wouldn’t have nearly the level of mentorship and coaching he’s gonna receive in this organization
Rigged but we’re ok with it
If he went to the Blazers he’d be injured after draft night
If he went to the Hornets he'd get arrested for a DUI after falling asleep in his car
Does wemby even fit in regular people cars? Serious question
Not many of them. BigBeauBrown on youtube has a bunch of Shorts (and some longer videos too) about what life is like as a 7'1 human, including shopping for a car.
Don't forget with a gun and a bag of doritos in his lap
If he went to the rockets he'd be at the strip club making it rain instead of practicing
As is tradition.
Wembys gonna learn to master the
- bank shot from Duncan
- euro from Manu
- but i really want to see him pull out the Tony Parker inverted spin move on a drive
Tony's gonna teach him how to pull a modern day Eva Longoria
but i really want to see him pull out the Tony Parker ~~inverted spin move on a drive~~ fuck your teammates wife
Parker taught him how to speak French tho. Think he had done enough
Parker gunna teach him how to steal yo girl
David Robinson gonna put him to work in the weight room as well lol
Bruce Bowen gonna teach him so dirty tricks too!
Bruce Shitstain Bowen can fuck right off and never contact anyone in the org ever again as far as I am concerned. I HATED him as a player. He's done nothing since then to make me inclined to change my mind.
Add Tony’s floater and we’re golden.
Tony can also teach him how to sleep with your teammates wives.
Long as he doesn't learn anything else from Parker. Y'all know what I mean
Flopping and whining on calls from all 3
Oh God Oh Fuck
This is so cool
I had to remind myself while watching this that Manu is very tall compared to most humans.
This always amazes me. NBA players that seem tiny are above average height. Many, many years ago I had floor seats to a Spurs game and during pregame, an errant ball came to me and I tossed it back to Vinny Del Negro. (told ya it was many years ago, lol) and mfer is 6'4"...but is just an undersized 2-guard by NBA standards.
How girls on tinder see 5’11” vs 6’
(Seriously though Manu is 6’ 6” and in everyday life the tallest guy in the room 99% of the time)
The ones that look short are the ones with the most proportional body shape. Fred van vleet looks like a midget brick, manu has the proportions of a very normal looking 6 foot tall dude, so especially with other even taller people around him he’s going to look noticeably shorter by comparison
Now he becomes boring to watch, thanks Manu.
Manu was far from boring lol
We really giving him everything
league fucked
It’s insane how automatic his jumper is. Freaking cheat code at his height
It is fucking awesome watching the previous generation of Spurs legends teaching the next generation.
So Happy that Manu wanted to work for the Spurs as a consultant or whatever his official position is called. Seems like all the perks without having to sit on a bench as a coach.
I always forget that Manu is only 4’8”
Wembanyama’s got the avengers teaching him lmao
He honestly could not have gone to a better organization for his growth, cool to see guys like duncan and ginobli helping him out
Manu, a guy who's 6'6" who probably towers over most ppl in real life, looking like a 5'11" high school assistant coach next to Wemby. Just ridiculous
Damn, Wemby is about to be a fusion of the Spurs big 3
Bro.. eat something
Did the Spurs always have their retired vets come to mentor the younger guys or is it just because of Wemby?
Always love seeing Manu. Wemby is gonna learn a lot.
What do you do when your assignment can get a rip-through on you from 4ft away