You know what: ship me to Munich. I will train passes and ball control with our squad seven days a week. Nothing else.

the Sky kid reporter trashing Kimmich, what a legend

Wild game so far

I might be downvoted but I'm glad Kimmich isn't available for next week. Nothing was taking him off the pitch other than a red card. All he had to do there was pass it back to the keeper. What did he expect was going to happen? Was he going to dribble against the press? I don't understand, he does this soooo frequently.

I don't know if this is just an incorrect feeling or an objective fact, but it does really feel like this team's collective decision making has become miles worse in the last year or so. Players like Coman, Kimmich and even Musiala have gotten dumber.

Can’t really explain it but the vibes are just kind of off? Irgendwas passt einfach nicht richtig.. the players aren’t really clicking with each other or with Tuchel’s instructions very much.. except for Kane and Sane pretty much everyone has regressed

Anyone know why Neuer’s jersey only has 4 stars on it and not 5?

Not 100% sure but isn’t that the same football Tuchel played with Chelsea when they won the CL? Can’t remember Chelsea playing really great football under Tuchel

Muller for Musiala

Scared pigeons lmao

Why Maz into the field instead of either supporting or overlapping baffles me..

Pigeons get big balls staying in the box

Davies again..

ofc it's Kane!!! 🥵

Harry kaneeeeeeeeeeee.

SIR HARALD

harold

He scor, he assist, he playmake. LET'S GOOOOOOO.

HARALD

Kane after a cross, magical day

Mazraoui does better crosses than Coman

Give another red just for the laughs

Lmao the pigeons

Sané should have had 3 assists by now if he isn't let down by his teammates, mainly de ligt

The Coman crosses lmao

Davies has misplaced some very easy passes.

Fucking finally

Kane got pass and scored? Imagine my shock

Harrold !!!

edwardddd

That was a perfect ball by nous

Finally ! I was afraid we would draw the match

AHHHHHHHH DAMNIT

Can the pigeons play midfield?

deligt striker is dead

So close😭😭

Davies and making mistakes in simple passes. Iconic duo

HARRY FUCKING KANE

Finally a good cross in

Harryyy

Kaneeeee

THANK FUCK

HurriKane!!!

Kane having these scoring numbers while still looking so disconnected from the rest of the team makes me very excited

Bambi needs to come off for Müller sorry

Tuchel having Mueller warm up for 45 mins again just to piss everyone off

What a goal

What a fucking bullet

jesus christ the movement on that too

Is that muller I see? I must be mistaken