Soccer (Closing)

why is ETH playing Bruno out of position to accommodate obviously worse players though

They’re toying with Utd now. This is shambolic from Utd players.

Antony and Martial warming up, Utd are not scoring tonight 😭😭

I expected us to be down 3-0 at this point so I’ll take a 1-0 lead. Let’s mount a come back lads!

Well That was to be expected

Mount swapping Chelsea for United was just trading one cluster-fuck environment for another.

Oh Amrabat, can’t keep getting subbed at the half mate

Did Fergie not give a completely past it Michael Owen and Antonio Valencia the number 7? People acting like Mount getting it is an unthinkable travesty is a bit weird

Lol Hargreaves thinks Varane was left out for more experienced players...

Some good signs, but still loads of bad ones from United. They're miles off challenging

Just realised there's a Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane are sharing the pitch. Has this ever happened before ?

City fans using USA chant to mock United's shit atmosphere lol

What is onana supposed to do well? His keeping is poor and his distribution constantly puts united under pressure

That away end is a joy right now

To think these two teams have similarly expensive squads...

🦅🦅🦅

Is Sancho allowed to bring his lunch box to the stadium?

What's the crowd singing? I thought city had no fans?

Can't believe United keep letting City cross those balls in to Haaland. Often with a simply overlap!

Bruh Pep haven’t stopped telling telling his players what to do what the fuck is ETH doing? 💀

Fuck me, please don't take off Hojlund for Martial again. We're always worse.

Why did Anthony not start?

Wait, what are the chants going on?

63 minutes of only City fans chanting and counting

The king was right , he is always right

The two Tony’s.

I know upsets do happen in football… but this is basically the result, isn’t it? It’s a formality to play the rest of the match I feel. Could be wrong. Probably not.

Our away support is class today

The City fans have been excellent today

City fans furiously downvoting comments regarding their best assets, the refs

There is space everywhere and anywhere City goes

This is supposedly a derby against your neighbours and look at state of United's effort not a care in the world

Bruno playing right wing and natural RW Garnacho and Antony sitting on the bench.

Failing once again, make it make sense. And now Mount is playing on Bruno's best position in the middle

No build up from the reds only relying on opponent mistake

Should've been 10. Used to dream about days like this at OT. Our fans have been class

Man U just don’t got anything. They are nada. Nothing about them at all. City are toying with them on their own patch.

Can't believe people actually tune in every week for this utterly horrific club. And they're at home hahahaha

Pep made a tactic change today.

Normally, Silva plays most on the right. Today, he almost exclusively play on the left, attacking behind Dalot. Man U made no tactic adjustment for that.

Did everyone hear that chant 😭😭

Ten Haag needs to be put out of his misery. Just sack him.

City have barely broken a sweat this match and they’re already 3 goals up

How do man united fans actually rate and count on garnacho?

Lol regiluon

Foden should try walking on water after the game

Foden’s having a complete mare out there today. Seems anxious

Hahaha this is amazing. Where is Pellestri? Keep your mouth shut you little twerp

Bleak for United fans

Embarassing performance on the pitch and on the stands from Man United

Short of a health emergency, you never leave the stadium early. You stay and then boo the fuck out of them like real fans.

Onana king of rebounds