What if God likes one of us
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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But does he like-like me?
I saw a sign that said "But Jesus". That was it. And all I could think of was the sinfull thought of butt Jesus. Which in my mind was like that biblical angel with all the eyes, but instead of eyes it was butts.
Jesus had torsonic polarity syndrome.
That may be, but WHY is he telling YOU.
He’s not looking for a relationship right now, he still has some daddy issues to work through.