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And with that run Gibbs just won me my matchup against the guy in 1st place in my league.

Gibbs cookin right now. Making the lions happy they took him at 12

Breaking News: A second horny blonde has just hit Gibb’s junk

I think three guys went to grab Gibbs and just got air.

Fucking Jack Campbell.

The Tom Brady rule

Almost the same Brady and Pollard hit.

That needs to be an immediate suspension for Hutchinson. Ludicrously unsafe hit on a defenseless player.

I dont like Jimmy G because he isn't very good but I will say he is a tough sob

Man, I forgot Jimmy’s cute ass was the raiders QB somehow

I want Max Crosby on the Lions next week.

1 man defense!

Well Diablo helps but hes out.

Can we trade for Max at halftime?

Stop trying to make riverboat Dan a thing it’s not a thing.

Lol I saw the game clock and was like "I only tuned in 10 minutes late and the first quarter is already nearly over?"

why do I feel like we are about to make Jimmy G look like Joe Montana

Man I wish the NFL would let us wear the alt helmets with the blue uniforms.

Announced acting like the Chiefs season is over because they lost a game.

ESPN should make a commercial where Steve Levy gets fired on camera

When I was a wee lad, I made one of the worst decisions of my life. Out of all the teams in all the land, I chose the “cool looking pirate team” to become a fan of. They have burned my crops and pillaged the village of my emotions. Nothing but death shall release me from this pain.

Detroit was this close to having the coolest throwback logo in the league and then they made it a wiener lion

Not super closely watching either of these teams. From skimming the stats it seems the Raiders are not going to do SHIT in the ground game and are more likely to throw picks than TDs in this matchup. However the Lions offense was humiliated last week at Baltimore, so I see it as the ball is in their court whether they rebound as expected or whether there is something more deeply wrong with the team.

I love the return of "This is SportsCenter"

Let me get a turn on milf bachelor

Odds Renfrow touches the ball today?

Yo if this is the primetime L we need to get McD fired, so be it ya'll.

Lions whole uni looks fuckin fantastic. That helmet is slick as hell

I'm really interested to see if the lions can take a division that's been gift wrapped on a silver platter for them, or if they lions it and somehow lose a series of tie breakers that no one knew existed

Alright,

#It's Gametime

Lions should have gone with metallic blue unis to complete the look for these dope helmets

Dead even in my fantasy matchup, villain has Jacobs, I have thy Fantasy Lord and Savior Amon RRRRRaaaaaa, i get this bag easy, right??!!

How many times have you seen a commercial for the iPhone 15 in the past month just for being a fan of the NFL? A trillion?

Wild that Maxx Crosby was the 106th pick, what a steal

I’m sick of seeing Vegas in primetime games

Commercials are spooky, I am here to count the commercials and not be spooked

LIKELY TO HIT

• 19 Hours of Total Commercial Time (Need 18:40, Average is 44:51) - 100% chance to hit

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WINS

1. NFL Sunday Ticket (7)
2. Hyundai (6)
3. Amazon Prime (4)
4. Toyota (3)
5. Allstate, Burger King (2)
6. Dancing With The Stars, DealDash, Reese's, Salesforce, State Farm, The Golden Bachelor, Uber Eats (1)

They greys are so sexy

Got b ball on lil tv and f ball on big tv Gonna be a good nite !

Grays - you hate them or love them. I hope they burn in a fire after this game

I got to meet Joe Buck once. It was a at charity event my work donated a bunch to and sent me as a rep to a dinner event they were having. The charity showed a short but very emotional and touching video about what they did and accomplished and the people the helped that year and then we got dinner in a buffet line.

So I noticed this guy next to me in line scooping like a ridiculous amount of meatballs onto his plate and I look up and see it's Joe Buck. So I figured I should say something since I had never met a famous TV person before but since I didn't know much about him, I just mentioned what a great film we just watched was and Joe says "You know what a great set a films are? The Police Academy Movies!" So I was like "Yea, they were great." and Joe starts to look really excited and goes "Which one was your favorite?" Now I could only remember the first one. I know Bobcat Goldthwaite was in one of them, and I think they go to Miami in one. So I say "The first one." and he goes "Everyone says that, but Police Academy 2 is the best one." Then he starts ranking them in order of which he likes the best and asks me if I think they'll ever make any more.

So I say they could, remakes, and reboots are really big now and he's get all happy and is like "yea, they are are aren't they" They he asks me if I think they might bring back some the original cast as cameos. At that point I faked a cell phone call and left.

Does anyone else get chills when they play the "_____ welcomes you to the following presentation of… The National Football League." ?

Same feeing as when the lights finally dim in a movie theater

Bold strategy to not block Crosby lmao

Why does TROY AIKMAN always sound like he's yelling, even when he's not?

You know what, a field goal's better than no points 🤷🏽‍♂️ or a pick

Max Crosby needs to file the Raiders as dependents on his taxes.

For some reason I guess I assumed Max Crosby was bald?

This game is already almost 1/8th over lol

Already a million times better than last week at Baltimore. I legit breathed the biggest sigh of relief on the first 1st down

I've got the game on, the snow is blowing in, I've got the fire going and my girlfriend is on her way to stay the night since we both have the day off tomorrow. And brownies are in the oven! Going to drizzle them with mayonnaise after baking. I love NFL football.

I’m gonna have to check under my bed for Crosby tonight

Nice first drive by the University of Kentucky