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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.

Source: Military

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Uh, it's not a genocide. They're all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

The glorious leader knows everything!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Gnu for them

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

The penguins will not bow to the Orange Turd.

[–] hazypenguin@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It was either that, or halting all exports to the US.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

They should have made a deal with Trump to sell them all the seals in exchange for yuge amounts of US fish.