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Pandeverse is really correct. People today don't know how to do shit anymore. (alien.top)

submitted 10 months ago by Rodan-Lewarx@alien.top to c/southpark@metacritics.zone

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[–] panini3fromages@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

That episode was so right and so right on so many subjects

[–] Smirnoff_Ice_King@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not enough chick. Not enough gay. Not enough lame. Too patriarchy

[–] DetectiveWonderful42@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Not gay enough , make them touch tips

[–] majudarah92@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

This cant be real?

[–] Jesus360noscope@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know some peoples have Parkinson’s and other diseases that prevent them to prepare their own food, thanks to products like these those peoples can also enjoy eating fruits without needing any help

[–] OMGITSTHROATY@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If you cant peel a banana - dont buy it. Its that simple.

[–] usdjksla@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If the store sold only those pealed bananas posted they are pandering to the roughly .002% of the US population has Parkinson's, or the larger universal blanket of 26% of the US with general disabilities, many of which can peel a banana. While they may be needed in specific instances, I think the joke still stands, "People today don't know how to do shit anymore".

[–] Consistent-Pace-9687@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Idon’tevenrememberhowtodoaspace

[–] CamTroid@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Pre-Cracked Egg vibes

[–] Kellysmodernlife@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

As another comment mentioned, these are made for people with physical disabilities and the elderly.

[–] joelingo111@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ain't no fuckin way that's real

[–] Saltycook@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

That is so disgustingly and shamefully wasteful. Who's fucking decision was that?

[–] thedarkpath@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I live in Europe and this would absolutely be considered socially unacceptable and inappropriate.

[–] BreadlinesOrBust@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The reason people don't know how to do shit is that they don't have to do shit, because we are living under a mode of production centered around chaotic whimsy rather than human needs. If there's any possible way for a product/service to make a person lazier, it will be marketed and sold, and the news will talk all day about how this is what Freedom looks like

I loved the special but I wish it delved more into the innate toxicity of a system that brands dependence as liberty. We were a lot "freer" as a people when we had useful skills, and we became less free when we decided to outsource every ounce of effort to multinational mega-conglomerates who decide to shrinkwrap a peeled banana for a 700% upcharge