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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

nah fuck that, I can guarantee you next to nobody he's sent to CECOT or wants to send to Gitmo deserves any of this.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 178 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He’s praying.

I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

What a fucking moron.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit

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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 21 hours ago

red maga suit wouldve been based , especially while sleeping

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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Should post that in https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting

That’s bloody brilliant

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

That's a dark blue suit though, matching the dress code. Trump wore a much brighter blue.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does he even own a (black) suit?

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure he could get one quickly... He's got plenty of money from all the bribes he's been soliciting...

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago

I agree. I was making a Vance joke, as he asked whether Zelensky even owned a suit.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] mr2meows@pawb.social 3 points 23 hours ago
[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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