Have heard some great ones in Glasgow. The best part of you slid down the inside of yer mother's leg.
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I recently watched a video about Gal Gadots acting and got 3rd degree burns from that
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That one time when Peter asked Billy if he had a girlfriend
and he was like 'Yeah, your mother!'
Ass jackal
...you fight like a cow!
I had a buddy who teed himself up for your mom jokes constantly. I swung and hit pretty much every time.
One evening he had enough and blew up. "God, you're such a dick! You must be the biggest dick in the fucking world!"
"Well, I fit in your mom just fine, so I don't see what the problem is."
"It could be raining tits and you'd look up and catch a dick."