Dated a pregnant chicken once. The sex was much better than I expected however she had some weird ass dirty talk that I wasn't down with. Shit like "youre going to be such a great father to our child, i love you so much" or '"you can just cum in me it'll make our baby stronger " anyway it gave me the ick and now she a single mama w/ baby daddy drama, i ain't no chump and won't be caught raising any child even if it's my own, that's how they break you, can't no chains break this stud tho
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Dated a pregnant chicken once.
You dated a what now?
kek this comment was funnier than the strip itself.
This is funny?
It’s a bit of an infantile joke to me but humor is subjective, what is a fact is that it is a comic. It belong here more than this comment-chain does.
It is kind of childish.
I don't know if you're layering on another pun here...
Sorry if it came across as a little juvenile. Thanks for your constructive criticism. I'll try not to throw a tantrum over it.
No use crying over spilt milk.
It's a pun. Not everyone likes puns. It's up to you to decide if it's funny, no one can take this from you.
God... I missed it. It's still questionably funny, but better than before.
I missed the initial pun 😅 I was a bit slow to get it.
Dunno. 🤷♂️
Some people seem to like it. Those are my peeps. 😍
Did you catch the joke? Or did you think it was dumb?
Both. Oh well, to each their own.
The punchline subverted my expectations, so *checks pulse*.... mmmyes.
Yes, I believe I found this funny.
Edit: I'm actually wondering who this is offensive to. Pregnant women as being undateable could be a bad trope?
This comic rarely is.
You can block me, you know. 💁♂️
Don't feel bad, fam. As far as haters go, these are pretty mild.
Oh, I’m chill. 👌😌👌
I’ve been posting my comics on Reddit for over five years and I have received death threats.