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One time, at a party in my house, a guy chugged his bear and then immediately started Macgyvering a pipe with the can. I was like "oh, been a while since I've seen anyone do that. Should I just get him some rolling paper?". And then he put meth on the can.
That's an M Knight Shyamalan twist.
Shoulders of giants, indeed
well, millenials can now buy a weed pen and hit it at target if they want to.
And still have the skills to turn anything in to a pipe, like an apple
Had too? Was no had, apple pipes were a choice
Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.
I never tried that, but if you fill a bottle with water and submerge it in water then you can drill holes in the glass without it shattering
Gen x my weed was brown from a brick and mostly seeds and stems.
Rolling on vinyl album covers
Used to love getting the corner of the brick and seeing it's compressed shape LOL.
Actually, both generations got it wrong. We rolled with biodegradable papers. No plastic required.
It is crazy to me that I can just walk down the street to a store, buy some pot and wave at a cop on the way out. Even crazier is that my kids schools fundraising auction has weed gift baskets donated every year from the local dispensaries.
Even crazier that your school has to do fundraising :(
Even if a school is completely funded, fundraising still pays for things above and beyond what any funding buys. Elite private schools still do fundraising drives. Nobody has ever said "you know what, we've run out of things this school could spend money on."
On the real tho, when I worked retail at a printing/shipping center, a guy came in and started puffing on a weed pen. It was so fucking annoying having to talk to, and eventually kick him out of the store, because he couldn’t wait to do that shit outside.
I’ve smoked and vaped PLENTY over the years, I’d never use cannabis in a place of business. The fuck is wrong with people.
I wish I could sip on a pint in target.
Come to Germany. We don't have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets
I know, I've done it 😁
as a gen z i absolutely hate weed pens so much. they take 110% of the fun out of it. and they clog. and taste worse. and "uh hey do you have a charger my weed died" is just ????? no thank you.
i prefer that apple pipe or literally any other stoner engineering and my sploof. you can put cute stickers and stuff on a sploof too. smoking weed is supposed to be an experience not a quick inhale off a metal rod and forgetting about it until it hits. if ur bringing a pen to a smoke sesh bye. take ur vape somewhere else :) rant over
At a certain point you get over the ritual, and the ability to get high on a ski lift or an airplane bathroom kind of takes precedent over the "experience" and becomes its own subversive ritual in its own right.
i do agree with your comment, and carts can definitely be superior in that way, but 2 small things. 1: edibles before a plane has always been the ritual of many many, and eddies don't die or clog or etc. id also imagine TSA might make bringing a pen a little difficult. but more importantly, 2: why would I want to get high while snowboarding or skiing?? im very clumsy and uncoordinated while affected by well any substances, and that sounds like an accident waiting to happen lol
smoking weed is supposed to be an experience
I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you've been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I'll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the "experience" but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side
My very first experience with weed was at a party, hitting a gravity bong made out of a 2L bottle of Coke, a big jug of Hawaiian Punch, and the fattest bowl I’ve ever fucking seen:
I hit the entire 2L, (essentially 1-hitting the entire bowl), accidentally sucked too hard at the end of the hit and got a mouthful of dirty bong water, immediately coughed up a lung while trying not to puke my guts out, and had the most wicked high of my life… The way God intended.
That shit teaches respect. If my first experience with weed was hitting a pen, I wouldn’t have learned that a plant can rip your soul out for like 15 minutes. The same way a newbie beachgoer doesn’t respect the sea until they almost drown, I would have been full of hubris if I had a fucking vape pen as my first experience.
im gen z and I've smoked out of a mcnugget does that count for anything
Very glad that my dumb ass probably has like 10% less plastic in my brain than most people my age because I never smoked out of cans. Thanks, paranoid teen me!