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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Is thisnJoe Rogan

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That would be how to do it. Humans have pretty good endurance as far as animals go. And gorrilas have pretty terrible punching technique and waste a lot of energy on those shitty downward over head swings that are pretty telegraphed.

My money will still be on the gorilla though unless you ad a few more people

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[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.

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[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What's gorilla gonna do? Bite him?

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Prove it.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.

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