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[–] gimsy@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One of:

  • eyes to see a wider spectrum of light (infrared to gamma-ray)
  • ears to increase sensitivity or reduce it close to 0 a will
  • nose to smell all dangerous stuff that is odourless (carbon monoxide f.e.)
  • muscles not to lose training after a few days (I am not sure that wouldn't fuck up methabolism)
  • have an organ to catch radiowaves (while being capable to switch it off)
  • brown fat cells to never feel cold (with added super bonus that they also kill cancer by starving it)
  • liver to remove toxins without being easily damaged

The choice is difficult :)

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Brown fat cells would also make you burn more calories doing nothing

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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

Sinuses. Those fuckers are overdue for an upgrade. Can you imagine never being congested again?

Brain is the right answer but sinuses are #2.

[–] spudsrus@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tough call...

Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.

Awkward when fixing the organ doesn't fix the problems with it

(•_•)

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Idk cause making my pp bigger in my mind fixes all of my problems.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He he he

[Cyberpunk 2077 music]

/meme

[–] nerv@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 days ago

Skeletal structure.

This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

my skin, i think the one organ that protects all the other organs is long overdue for an upgrade

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'd upgrade my ass so that I didn't need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I want my tits to be able to shoot lasers at will, it'd be cool.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

My bones.

Also I checked, bones are an organ.

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