Soccer (Closing)

GOAT ALMOST

Ah man! Wish he’d a scored it.

Hit the crossbar but what's the ref stopping it for anyway? Fuck me.

Meanwhile back at Old Trafford, the locks on Ten Hag's office door are being changed

Can someone tell me why Højlund gets taken off so early when they need the goals still? Surely he wasn't that gassed already.

Best league in the world btw 😭

This is like the Bayern game again. Hojlund scoring a brace and everyone else throwing it away.

Eric Ten Sack

Scholes coping hard lmao

£20 bet with boss Yanited won't make it out of group stage at the beginning! 🙏🙏🙏

Refereeing performance was abysmal all round. VAR is absolutely pathetic. Still images to judge tackles and handballs just doesn't work.

I'm tired of this sport.

Seethe and cope-nhagen

Is this club finished or not? Got heavily downvoted for saying it earlier.

At least United put up a fight

God I hate Bruno fernandes, he acts like a rat and if he shaved the beard he’d look like fucking remi too

That looked like a fck player brought down a united player in the box no?

People can talk about how boring american football is, but how many other sports give you slowmo breakdowns of people running on the field?

Hoijlunn following for no reason getting fouls in for free basically

pitch invader had his big moment with his sign before they took the camera off him and then had no idea where the tv camera even was. Average IQ of a pitch invader

Go on baldy, do something

knowing our luck, Varane gonna be injured before half time

Even the the emergency backup is injured

What's all this bad blood between ETH and Varane I keep hearing all about?

So wouldn’t this be an instance where it would make sense to just stop the clock?

A fan Got a heart attack in the stands im pretty sure

Are United playing quite decent football then?

Awh god, that must be awful to go and see a game and have a cardiac incident, hoping for the best

Think Copenhagen had a worldie vs us at OT they're not good today

Boy the extra time gonna be a funny number.

Robbie Savage is like that guy at the afters who won't shut up and even he has no idea what he's talking about

Alert keeping from Onana

wtf is going on, is parken filled with carbon monoxide?

3 tackles 2 slides just to take the ball from Bruno. Damn

Cheeky copenhagen shitter goal followed by mental collapse by united anyone?

that was way too close for my liking there AWB

Wan bissaka falls asleep and gets punished frequently by those kinds of passes

am i the only one that thinks of 90s and 00s turkish goalkeeper rüstü recber regularily?

Wtf is going on, everybody dies at this stadium?

Another medical emergency in the stands

Holy shit we are fucking awful tonight.

Literally cursing Garnacho for not passing it there, I'll take it though!

From what I understand Hojlund was barely a promising talent at Copenhagen and it was only when he joined Sturm that he kicked on

Why didn’t it work for him there?

The slight shift in team shape seems to be working, for now.

Hahaha that cross is more like a proper AWB cross.

Ouch that must’ve hurt

Surely not?

Edit: never mind seen a few angles. Yeah I’d want that given vs us tbh.

Put his hole Hojlussy into that

Holy shit we are terrible (FCK)

Can we play all of our home games here?

Lol Varanne. He signed For Mu just for retirement, same as Casemiro