“Water me, asshole”
-Sent from my iPhone
this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.
“Have you eaten your veggies today?”
I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Half the managers are out of a job now.
This manager could've spinach email
This spinach could’ve been an E-Mail
So my boss is an spinach now?
Always has been
Those spinach uses IMAP protocol?
"I'm a plant" protocol?
🌱
These days it's more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol
Edit after I saw the Popeye comment: Sailor Man Transport Protocol
OK I'll stop now.
Spinach Mail Accessioning Protocol.
Lemmy uses ActivityPub protocol 😄
Now do a Doom port…
Is this permaculture? 🦋
Wow that's awesome
Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?
But he's like their prime enemy. He eats them constantly.
Just to finish out the post title.
For all my life, hold on.
There, that was going to bug me.
The two words at the end of that line are "oh Lord" not "hold on"
DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!!!
Seriously I knew it didn't sound right but multiple Google results showed what I wrote so I figured I was remembering it incorrectly. Thanks for the correction.
You can't write anything positive or affirming into Google, their shitty AI will always assume you're coming from a place of knowledge
Yeah, I googled "I've been waiting for this moment, Phil Collins" and multiple results showed up with the same answer. Should have opened up the lyrics and actually read them.....