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[–] cesark310@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

“I haven’t seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln “ - Chinese sports anchors

[–] Captain_Fatbelly@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tom and Tammy Thompson. Colorado's top rated brother sister news team

[–] TheKevinShow@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

34-Year-Old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán.

[–] FunGuy1904@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Midget in a bikini is the only correct answer

[–] averycoolredditor-@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now we go live to a midget in a bikini!

[–] killer_icognito@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Thanks Tom!

[–] soyun_mariy_caun@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

It's a tie between Midget in a bikini and Quadraplegig Swiss Dude strapped to a pony

[–] HylianXbox@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

What about the midget in a bikini

[–] galacticghostx@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

creamy goodness

[–] AspiringBrahmachaari@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

If heaven is an 8 year old boy and the ladder is my ...

[–] lusciousdrunk4u@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Creamy Goodness.

[–] LeMahar@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Chris Swollenballs for sure

[–] -PapaStalin9@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Chris Swollenballs

[–] pranthlar@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tom guten tag and heil hitler, apparently we are living in nazi germany

[–] MeoweCat@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Midget in a bikini. LEGENDARY

[–] georgesorosbae@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

So what did the cops say after you called them?

[–] BoredByLife@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A midget in a bikini

[–] ejwestcott@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Whomever is there when the guy screams HARD NIPPLES!

[–] Alastor5832@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Midget in a bikini from the movie

[–] curiousgeorge177384@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Keep it between you and me, but I've always had a thing for the bossy lady anchors. They really know how to take charge behind that desk.

[–] Daddy_fish4@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Definitely that guy

[–] Communalmilk@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony. Every time

[–] wishbackjumpsta@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Midget in a bikini

[–] fadedkeenan@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Keenan

[–] AgentTickler7@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Chris Cuomo in the pandemic eps

[–] Still-Might-1756@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The guy with a little salsa on his shirt

[–] Sad_Salt1086@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tom brokaw. With a mustache.

[–] Motor_Sympathy7394@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Nobunaga Hirotichi reporting rive from u-hebben. The great nation of u-Japan reached u-hebben today about eight o’crock Pacific Standard Time.

[–] dookieshoes5@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"Randy Marsh Son of a Bitch, i hate that guy and so do you"

[–] sadlyFromLAsouth@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I like our lovers who are brother and sister news team

[–] Zealousideal-Can2784@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Chris Swolenballs