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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"By the way, we're going to need you to come in this weekend."

[–] JoShmoe@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Also, we installed a new surveillance system in the office. For security purposes of course.”

[–] itsAsin@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"... in order to better serve our customers."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I can't see an old man in a fast car without picturing that video of an old lion that tries to walk up a hill, has a seizure, and then rolls down the hill.