I've admitted my crush on Trey Parker all over Reddit for a year now, and nobody has (yet) felt compelled to tell me that's weird. As long as we don't stalk, harass, or obsess over them, celebrity crushes are okay... and I devoutly deem Randolph Severn Parker III to be a very respectable choice for famous fantasy.
He's brilliant! Earnest and honest, witty and wise, Trey's just so fuckin' awesome, you guys! So, yeah, I love him a little bit for all the amazing ways his wonderful work has made me feel.