NFL

Jason Kelce seems like a down to earth dude. He seems like he could be a great analyst

If these broadcasters cared about our veterans they wouldn’t be subjecting them to Bears-Panthers

Yes, we get it, the Bears suck. Now talk about how the Panthers suck.

Packers thread: I'm ready to be sassy

Lions thread: I'm ready to be sassy

Bears thread: meh

Let’s go!

This is like the terrible version of Barkley trying to guess who guys are on inside the NBA

It seems like that guy was just vibing while Amazon was trying to make it a somber thing lmao

So I went to my favorite pirate site and searched for NFL professional football streams... "No match found."

They are absolutely right.

I get we can't have bangers every primetime. But some of the recent ones have been dire.

Genuinely feels like the haves and the have nots of the NFL has ballooned this year. So many "eh" teams

2-0 in OT to the panthers for maximum pain

Gonna be sick when the bears trade Montez Sweat to the Raiders in 2 years.

Hey Montez lemme hit you up I need some good massage therapy- Deshaun

I don’t know why I’m here. I’m not going to subject myself to this shit.

Ah who am I kidding…I’ll consume football if it came from a NYC taxi’s floor mat.

Well I’m a White Sox fan

I am beyond dead inside, it’s like the surface of Venus inside of me

I expect nothing from my teams anymore, the bar is dug straight to the Earth’s core. My only expectation is that they they at least don’t forfeit

Even if this game is exciting Al Michaels will be half asleep announcing it like we're watching an Iowa Nebraska game

Justin Fields chin-pubes ftw.

A win against Chicago tonight would be FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Have both bills and cowboys available in my survival pool but my guy is telling me to pick bears. Help me

Uuuuh I know I’m not only one that noticed the awkwardness of charrissa at the end there

“Thank you for all you did for this country.”

I’m sure dude getting his limbs blown off in an illegal war made the Constitution more secure or something.

Bagent completes a 45 second come back and throws for 471 yards, 6TDs

Thread made 27 minutes ago and not Stickied. Good job mods.

I will be watching this game tonight despite overwhelming evidence that it will suck big ol balls because I like sports and I don’t care who knows.

my true reaction to this information

This is gonna be a travesty, isn't it?

7 leg parlay is set 🫡 no other way to watch a dog shit matchup

Sickos game, almost as good on paper as Iowa-Northwestern. Lets watch Al Michaels absolutely die inside baby WOOOOO

I truly wonder what it’s like to be Justin Fielda in a situation like this.

He can say whatever he wants, but the knows that he’s no longer the franchise quarterback for all intents and purposes and he’s probably done in Chicago no matter what happens

There's two Toilet Bowl games in sports tonight. Panthers vs Bears and Sharks vs Oilers.

Hope Montez balls out tonight!

Tyson Bagent seems like the kinda guy who takes pallets from behind your work and stacks them ten high on his Chevy Malibu regardless of how much money he might be making in the NFL

Why am I even going to watch this?

If you’re watching the 1-7 panthers vs the 2-7 bears…call your family. They miss you.

Fellas, i think we’re in for a TNF classic

it's nights like TNF that I wish the MLB season wasn't over

Well they all picked the Bears to win so guess they'll win then

Now I want the Panthers to win because unanimous analyst predictions upset me.

All of these sports gambling promotions worry me about the state of society.

Have the Ravens played a prime time game? I feel like they’re never on prime time lol

Does anyone know why Jason is like here on a Thursday? Is it an eagles bye week or something

Division II trivia. This is totally making me want to not fall asleep.

Watching this game is pretty close to being on the level of degeneracy as watching the preseason games

I live for it

I'm here for the shitshow. I'm gonna broil a ribeye.

Well this is going to be fun

Gross, discussing a parlay during pre-game.

This is my 3rd favorite type of prime time game.

1. My team in prime time
2. Division rivals losing in prime time
3. Two terrible teams having a dildo fight
4. Two actual good teams battling it out.

Amazon should display all of Jeff Bezos parlays on the screen.

it's great to see the military finally get some recognition at a football game

I am here to shitpost on behalf of Steelers fans because nothing is going on and I'm off tomorrow. May the best team win.

I will also be making fun of Amazon and their terrible production/stream quality

Gotta be honest…. I’m kinda digging those bears jerseys